KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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BUT HWY?

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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Why? Because racecar.

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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