Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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Politics.

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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whats black. an african american person

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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