What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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your mom

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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