Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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