Nice legs....What time do they open?

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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You're on fire.

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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Your mother is so fat.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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i like pie

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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