What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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i like pie

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It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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Jesus wept.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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