Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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Netball.

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