- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

what happens when you wake up inception

Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

Why did the baby die? It got shot.

Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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