- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

Your mother is so fat.

Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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