- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

What's the number one killer in America? Death.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

you know what they say... hydrate or die

Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

what is white and red all over? a ginger

How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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