A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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Swag.

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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