- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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