Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Womens rights

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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Politics.

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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Diana and victoria

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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BUT HWY?

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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