Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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Yah? Well your a ********

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What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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