three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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knock knock. no one's home..

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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