Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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