- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom went to college

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

Bitch

Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

How's the weather? Good.

Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

You sick fiend

what tall and looks like a jew?

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