- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

Poker face

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

Why did? Yes

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

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What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

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