What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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What's a joke? Funny

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What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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woman's rights

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How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

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i killed my family

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lol

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people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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