- Anti Joke

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

knock knock who's there? faith