Your Mother

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

silver bullet?

Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

Women's rights

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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