- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

I am a women

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Microwave

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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