- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

Knock knock the family is on vacation and doesn't answer

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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