- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

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