What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

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How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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