- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

i have two hands.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

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