- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

Face...tastes like chicken!

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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