What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

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What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

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Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

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You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

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