- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

mitchell palmer sucks

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

guess what what ...

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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