why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

why does the man appear fat he is

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

Why did? Yes

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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