- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

I am a women

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

a man makes a bad joke

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

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