Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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Poop...

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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