Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

why does the man appear fat he is

Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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