Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Microwave

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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