What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

you gay?

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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