Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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A moose walks into a store and asks the lady where the potatoes are. She says "isle five". he walks to isle five and there were no potatoes

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A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" asks the bartender. "I want six shots of whisky," responds the young man. "Six shots? What’s the occasion?" asks the barman. "My first blowjob." "Well, in that case, let me give you a seventh on the house." To which the young man replies, "No offence sir, but if six shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."

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Why did the boy trip? A small explosion in the center of the earth caused by a hobo created a tsunami, causes a seagull to fly off in alarm. The seagull lands on a Smart Car, causing it to crash, which sends a signal off to a satellite in space. Because of this, a massive earthquake occurs. Oh, and the boy? There was a bowl of soup left carelessly on the ground.

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i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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If i was a painting... Id hang myself

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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