- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

Then none of us want to be right.

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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