What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

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Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

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Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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My wife made me a sandwich

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

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A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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