- Anti Joke

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

A man is traveling to the nearest grocery store. He stops at an intersection and notices a another car beside him. It was a black corvet. So he blew it up and the men inside of it as well. He then proceeded to call the cops as to try to cover the explosion up as if it was not his fault. Unfortunately, the police had video evidence of the incident through video surveillance and the man was arrested for life. He never got a second chance in life and eventually died a slow, painful death in the hands of cancer at the age of 91.

NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."