- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets should be purple

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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