A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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i have two hands.

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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What's brown and sticky? Anal

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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