Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

Stephen Hawking

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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