Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Granny porn!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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