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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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