What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

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How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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Stephen Hawking

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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My wife made me a sandwich

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

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Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

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Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

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Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

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Anti Joke

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