- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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