Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

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A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

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Tilt your screen back .

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

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Knock knock knock OCD

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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What's big and purple? Barney

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Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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