What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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anti-joke teehee

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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