Rebecca Black's new album.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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i have cancer

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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my names jim haha

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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