- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The economy.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

i have cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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