- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

I like turtoes.

A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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