Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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BUT HWY?

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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Anti Joke

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