what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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