Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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your mom

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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