What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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your mom

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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Anti Joke

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