you know what they say... hydrate or die

A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

In Soviet Russia its very cold

equality for women

minorities

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

The economy.

What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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