your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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LOL -LOL GUY

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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