Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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clamidia

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

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