A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Now heres a boy who can't read. Ngjmhgmgk? MTGKMJHGMjhkmjh(hgjnhgfjhgfj nj nvj vj kvnmg ifh) njki nj jo ncj kgjkfngjfk jkn jkgfngkfn gkn kgfnigkfnmg km kgf kglfn kglf kglgkflnm klnm mklm khlgfpnkmfklnmlk mbk lm klgfnmk gfmkngfnkgfklfknm m k kf mkfl m k gflmgkffmkopfdjtorper srhes hngfdlj;sdnht rktrtnr rdpkng ngngf.

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Hi Adam,

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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Asian NASCAR.

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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