What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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Womens rights

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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