A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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Animal

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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Diana and victoria

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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BUT HWY?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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A black guy gets arrested...

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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