- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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