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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

A blind man walks into a library.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

a person who will soon die of beeties

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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