- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

Your Mom The End.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What's brown and sticky? Anal

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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