What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

Justin beiber..

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

Your mom is so nice.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Is maynaise an instrument?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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