- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

What do you call white trash Garbage

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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