why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

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Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

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A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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This is the concept of anti-joke.

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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