Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

This is the concept of anti-joke.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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