Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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Do you know what's annoying? Steve

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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How do prevent a black man from robbing your house? Lock you doors and perhaps get an up-to-date security system.

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Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

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My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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