- Anti Joke

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.